But if you'd like a dissertation on the lesbian scene between her and a female photographer, or a treatise about the multi-partner, Bram Stoker's Dracula-esque do-gooding at the end of the film, just e-mail us. Embrace of the Vampire The early s were such an amazing time in the history of this great nation. The highlight has to be Berkley's bizarre, ridiculously grindy encounter in a pool with Kyle MacLachlan. We originally considered Fenn's better-known "erotic thriller," Two Moon Junction, for this slot. Most of the IGN editors have Ph. Charlotte is given the choice between staying with her life as she knows it, or becoming a part of the vampire's world. March, who had already caused us to go through a couple of VCRs from overuse with her turn in The Lover, is as hot as sex starlets come. Showgirls We're kind of cheating including this film, only because it's status as a legendary "so bad it's good" movie actually means it does have some merit beyond the sex scenes. This time, the vampire is telling her to come to him, as he believes there is nothing left for her here on earth. But we decided we had to go with the far more goofy Kiss of the Beast, a. Original Sin We're not gonna waste your time the way this movie wasted ours; all you need to know is that Angelina Jolie - before she lost too much weight and adopted small countries - starred in a movie with Antonio Banderas where she engaged in gratuitous amounts of sexing. Well, let's just say the scan button is your friend. Her dreams are the only place where her dream lover is a dark, handsome vampire; however, that is a bit of a dilemma for her real-life boyfriend, who is not quite as fascinating as the vampire dream boy. So it's a duck-and-cover kinda viewing experience, but for those nimble enough in the operation of a remote, it's well worth it. Of course, the fact that it's ex-Saved by the Bell cast member Elizabeth Berkley getting all naked and getting it on only makes it more entertaining. And seduce she does, in one very naked, rather vivid sex scene after the other.