They first consummated their relationship during a tryst in the woods — which Alcide of course spied on. Jason and a random hook-up outside Merlotte's by the dumpster. Now I take his. Sookie and Eric Get it on Finally! We loved her with mama's boy, Hoyt, but if you wanted to see her naked, it had to be with Jason — because, duh. Jason and Jessica in the Back of the Truck Jessica brings a lot to the table: Still, the inbred werepanthers who raped Jason have the monopoly on mass incest, but the less said about them, the better. Alcide knockin' paws with fellow werewolf, Rikki. How many ways did Eric penetrate Talbot before he became goo on the floor? That is, until she returns for a round of apology-sex After a game of chess, Talbot asked Eric to take off his clothes, and soon the two of them were naked on the floor. It took four seasons and a case of amnesia for her to finally ditch old Bill Northman and fulfill fans' ultimate True Blood hook-up dreams. If you like this story, consider signing up for our email newsletters. Apparently vampires aren't the only ones that know how to screw. But things get a little more freaky than usual in this scene from season five when he gets into a passionate love-making sesh with a new character, Nora. She turns out to be a maenad, or a female follower of the Greek god Dionysus, who can't seem to help herself from making other people have sex.