Disney You see it too, right? The portrayal of love and lust in The Hunchback Of Notre Dame is deeply unsettling, and I'm saying that as someone who just wrote 1, words on hypothetical cartoon fucking. If they did frog-fuck, is it a really hot memory, or did it suddenly become all weird and gross when their brain chemistry changed back to human, like the way the memory of a drunk hookup can become upsetting in the morning, except a thousand times worse because instead of being drunk they were frogs? Does Naveen fondly remember the first time he saw her sexy slick green body reflecting the moonlight? Disney Continue Reading Below Advertisement Esmeralda, of course, ends up with Phoebus -- the most blond and virile man in the movie -- because that's it. And since they didn't get a chance to fuck as frogs, do they feel cheated that they were never able to act on their original attraction? Which means that while they were frogs, their brain chemistry changed in such a way as to make other frogs sexually attractive. Continue Reading Below Advertisement Luckily for us, scientists have put together a handy guide to The Seven Known Frog Sex Positions , complete with illustrated examples that, helpfully, already kinda look like Tiana and Naveen. Is that something you can really base a relationship on? JF Sargent is a senior editor for Cracked.