The problem for us was that the filmmakers took that sincerity right into the bedroom for the pair's first time—and never before has four minutes of cinema felt like such an eternity. Mom, dad, and grandma are sitting next to you? But it also serves as a contrast to the later scene. So, in honor of all those getting laid tonight — and to give those of you who are single something to do — we present a brief history of the movie sex scene, with a somewhat random selection of ten of our favorites, and ten of what we consider to be the very worst. We never see your credit card or personal information. Oh, and everything that follows is pretty much NSFW, obviously. But ask yourself this: After spending a very long time hunting down terrorists, Avner Eric Bana makes whoopie with his wife Ayelet Zurer , and the action cuts between scenes of their wild ecstasy and violent images of people being gunned down at an airport. For credit card or check payment: Observe and Report - Stops Being Funny Almost any love scene in a comedy could make this list—MacGruber, American Pie, Knocked Up—because love scenes in comedies are specifically played for awkward laughs, but Observe and Report isn't a standard comedy. The cost for 30 days - If you can wipe the tears of laughter from your eyes in time, you can literally see the confusion on his face as he had to be thinking "What is she doing?! It's the kind of activity you can do at any time of day, and usually with just about anybody. Unfortunately, he produced a campy melodrama that would have been more at home on Lifetime if it wasn't for the graphic sex, most specifically the now infamous pool scene. We seem them getting to know each other at a cheesy hotel bar, in a kind of elaborate role-playing game, and at the same time we see them getting frisky, with both stars getting down to their skivvies. American Beauty - Your Daughter's Friend Is Never Okay Despite the fact that American Beauty is undoubtedly a great movie that's full of fantastic performances, it doesn't change the fact that one of the storylines involves a dad lusting after his teenage daughter's friend. Jennifer Connelly plays Marion, a heroin addict who resorts to selling her body for the drug when she is recruited into doing a "show" for a bunch of demonic, salivating men who jeer and throw money on her and another woman during the performance.